Definitions by Prescott Shrub II

CROTCH-CRICKETS 

A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.

Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.

CROTCH-CRICKETS by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

SADDAMY 

A homosexual act;what BUSH will commit on Hussein;Hussein`s 2 favorite people (saddam me);a nasty act;an act that Muslim martyrs will get to practice on virgin boys when they are "cast" into Muslim paradise; the act devils will perpetrate on Muslim martyrs,when the arrive in Muslim paradise.

Boy there sure is` gonna` be alot of SADDAMY committed when those dead Iraqi soldiers hit Hell.

SADDAMY by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

SADDAMITE 

The power of the former Iraqi dictator and Bush business partner over arab nations also SADDAM MIGHT;an intimate male partner and lover of Mr. Hussein;a person or people that Saddam Hussein "jerked around";a homosexual of either gender;a type of arachnid found in Saddam`s beard and on his body when captured by U.S. forces.

Damn Cletis,THOSE itty-bitty SADDAMITES,itch worse then them "crotch-crickets"Mary Ann Mc Allister gave me 5 years back in Jackson.

SADDAMITE by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003