wank blanket

this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress

jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute

by POWER B May 14, 2003

GUSSET TYPER

Another word for a woman who likes to finger another womans mutton shutters

speaks for itself

by POWER B May 13, 2003

womb ferret

another name for a deep robing sex session

"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"

by Power B May 14, 2003