2 definitions by Portland Petunia

Mullet outfit

Wearing business appropriate clothing on top while wearing sweatpants or running tights on the bottom. Perfect for a day of business video calls intermixed with a run or walking the dog.

It’s Monday, time for another mullet outfit. At three I’m going off camera and swapping the blazer for a tee.

by Portland Petunia September 19, 2022

Vaxgiving

A Thanksgiving meal where everyone at your table is fully vaccinated against COVID-19.

Happy Vaxgiving from our table to yours. No turkey for Aunt Petunia until she gets vaxxed.

by Portland Petunia November 16, 2021