Pork Almighty's definitions

The Evergood

To get ones ever-good vessel wedged in a willing participants sewage canal.

Named for the Ever Given cargo ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal.

Blodwen was on the rag last week but she still let me give her the Evergood treatment.

by Pork Almighty March 31, 2021

Grandma's Bicycle

A wheelchair

Go get grandma's bicycle out so we can take her up the shops

by Pork Almighty June 19, 2019

Caucaside

To accidentally off oneself by doing something stupid that only white people would do.

“Chad committed caucaside when he snapped a sleeping tigers nuts with a wet towel”

by Pork Almighty February 24, 2021

Early onset necrophilia

When the elderly have sex, pushing apart a grilled cheese sandwich with a loose sausage you found in the back of the freezer.

I walked into great aunt Bessie's room and her and uncle Boris were going at it, 19 to the dozen. The doctor said it's 'early onset necrophilia' and prescribed me some eye bleach.

by Pork Almighty June 17, 2016

Behind the mirror

Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.

“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”

by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018

Piping bag

A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting

Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

Homosyllabic

Poorly educated homosexual , who only hits on guys/gals with single syllable words.

That homosyllabic guy hitting on you can barely string a pick up line together.

by Pork Almighty November 20, 2019