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nigger dick face

Basically an epic prick, or jerk. used when the phrase dick head is not a harsh enough name.

When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.
That nigger dick face cut me off then gave me the finger!!!!
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
mugGet the nigger dick facemug.

naval jelly

semen left in the belly button after ejaculation on the stomach.
Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
mugGet the naval jellymug.

lavatory lemonade

The act of pissing in a bathroom sink.
All the stalls were occupied . I couldn't hold it any longer so I headed to the sink for some lavatory lemonade.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the lavatory lemonademug.

dick wading

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the dick wadingmug.

bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the bathroom yellow pagesmug.

Bean belly

A snobby person who practically lives at the gym, posts on social media nonstop about it, gives others advice about working out but still has a belly. Mainly seen at CrossFit gyms and more commonly a female.
Christy stuck her nose up at the new years resolution people at the box (CrossFit gym), but when she was jumping up to grab the bar, we could all see her bean belly.
by Poot there it is!!! January 22, 2021
mugGet the Bean bellymug.

turd towel

When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the turd towelmug.

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