Definitions by Poopy McPoopwell

Woodsfield Wallop 

Similar to a donkey punch, but usually performed with a family member. The male has inbred sex with a 1st cousin or closer relation & as he ejaculates, punches said family member in the back of the head. In some cases, also followed with a Cleveland Steamer for good measure.

Q - What the hell is wrong with those cross eyed kids down the street?

A - Oh nothing, their mom just got Woodsfield Wallopped by her cousin Jim Bob.

Woodsfield Wallop by Poopy McPoopwell February 20, 2013

STEPH 

STEPH - An acronym for a disgusting dirty ho who is exceptionally hungry for something nasty.

Someone-That-Eats-Pussy-Hair

Also accepted substitution:

Someone-That-Eats-Pulsating Hemorrhoids

When I tried to make love to my wife, I noticed there were patches of hair missing from her bush. When asked about the maingy bush, she replied "Meh, I tried to swing both ways, but got Steph-ed. Man that'll never happen again!"

STEPH by Poopy McPoopwell September 20, 2011

Kevin 

An acromym:
Killing Every Vagina In the Neighborhood

Simply put, anyone named Kevin loves to pound the poon.

Bob: Man, that chick next door is fucking hot!

Kevin: Ya, I hit that.

Bob: Really?

Kevin: Hells' ya! all the bitches love to get Kevin'd.

Kevin by Poopy McPoopwell September 20, 2011