Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

New Jersey patty fold

When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin

Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

Billy Bobber

When you stick your dick in a mushy substance so hot, that it gives you burn bubbles on your dick

Oh shit I've gotten a Billy Bobber

by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018

German Meat Fiesta

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men

It's good to have a German meat fiesta

by Poop Inspector December 03, 2019