Poop's definitions

Kelltie

super suck up. is all the teacherspets and wants to suc mr. banfields cock.

whow that girls a keltie

by poop February 18, 2004

shiznizzle

adj. without a doubt the best ever; unmistakenably the greatest of all time
v.to entirely be owned in the most embarresing way

adj. that cheese cake was the shiznizzle at christmas
v. jan got shiznizzled when bob pants her in front of shery

by poop April 8, 2005

funz

german word for pussy.

a bit outdated these days, often used for guys who don't behave well (telling you are disappointed about him in a funny way)

"du bist zu spät du funz"

transl.:
"you are too late, my little pussy"

by poop April 16, 2005

Boston Steamer

The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.

I left Bertha a Boston Steamer on our fat-filled one night stand.

by Poop November 15, 2003

poonafish

Discovered in the early 1800's by Ethipian muff-divers off the coast of the Vaginal Islands, south of Cape Clitoris. The poonafish is a rather foul smelling fish related to the bearded clam. It can only be found in tropical waters and may be infectious.

Arnelda, realizing he was quite famished, walked down to the corner store to fetch himself a poonafish sandwich. He was later diagnosed with ghonnasyphilherpelaids.

by poop December 22, 2004

tamagotchi

tamagotchi's are were cool, weren't cool, cool again. but they do their business about every five seconds
my recomendation? don't get one, no need. plus you cant turn them off

"aw crap my tamagotchi just took a dump again"

by poop August 30, 2004

aol asshole

also, that person that refuses to reply, or does so so long after the intial msg that the original sender is totally clueless of what is going on.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): sup
Aolahole is away at 7:59:46 PM.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): hey did you see "Anchorman"?
Aolahole (7:59:46 PM): LOl yeah! "I love... lamp."

by poop January 6, 2005