SkyJack

When you jump out of the plane and try to jerk off before you have to pull your parachute.

He was bored as hell with skydiving, so he invented the SkyJack. He is now banned from three different skydiving companies.

by Pol Pot's yoga class September 19, 2017

viking grasp

When someone grabs your dick like their shaking hands and jerks it up and down in that same manner causing the receiver to ejaculate blood.

Viking grasp - see above

by Pol Pot's yoga class June 11, 2017