Avocado toast with salt

You feel less basic now, but you're really not

Why did you put salt on your avocado toast

Because avocado toast with salt is less basic

FU

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 08, 2022

Friendly Fire

When a child hits another child.

Bro, wasn't child abuse, it was friendly fire.

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 19, 2022

Microgreens

When somebody's pubes don't grow long

(In locker room)

Wow Jason, you have some microgreens

Man fuck you!

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

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You are BORED

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by PointingatmyBALLZ January 26, 2023

Trojan

AMERICA'S THINNEST

Man, these Trojan condoms feel great

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022

Hhrshmraaaa

The sound your dad makes when he gets out of a chair

"Dad, do you need help out of your chair"
"No, son, I'm used to sit on people all day back in high school, and I could stand after"
"OK"
"Hhrshmraaaa"
"OK your up!"

by PointingatmyBALLZ January 06, 2023

Crappy meal

When you happy meal from McDonald's doesn't come with a toy

SHIT, MOM, THEY GAVE ME A FUCKIN CRAPPY MEAL!!! WANT MY HAPPPYYYYY MEALLLLLLLLL

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022