Any situation, act, person, place or thing that is beyond balls deep. Only surpassed by cheeks deep.
President of the United States: "I am proud to honor you with the Congressional Medal of Honor Marine. Would you like to say anything."
distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"
Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."
distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"
Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
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Get the gerbil cemetery mug.1. mine waste 2. Fluids and solids that may come out of a mouth, vagina or anus, while pulling out a penis or dildo.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the culm mug.detective: Wow this kid's bed sheets stopped a full mag from an assault rifle.
csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...
detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.
csi guy: Those cumposites are incredible. The tails of the sperm help dissipate the kinetic energy...
detective: Alright, I get it. I once found a burglar, with his head caved in from a kid's cum rag. I got the pix on my phone.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the cumposite mug.Redneck: My sis' gives good hoofjobs.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
Urbanite: You let your sister jerk you off, with her hands?!
Redneck: No, a hoofjob. None of the females in my lineage have arms. But they do have monkey like feet.
Urbanite: Is she the same bitch you told me you swordfought, last night.
Redneck: I reckon you be right, she has a large bitchcock.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the hoofjob mug.1. Any dip shit that doesn't follow the ten guidelines of urbandictionary.com, thus rejecting perfectly good words and phrases. 2. Any retard that allows obviously inside jokes on urbandictionary.com. 3. Anybody that rejects this definition from urbandictionary.com.
Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.
Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.
Comedic Genius: Why the fuck would you reject "Crack Coma", from the Urban Dictionary? They must have been a fucking talentless speditor.
by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010
Get the speditor mug.Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
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