cheeks deep

First, there was balls deep. Then, came hips deep. Now we have (drum roll) cheeks deep!

1. (noun) anything or person beyond that of hips deep, the farthest possible to man; 2. (noun) to shove one's lower abdomen into a cunt, until the gluteus maximus is at least one fifth obscured by the outer labial tissue of the cunt.
1. "You are way out there man. Fucking cheeks deep out there!"

2. Phillip DeFranco wishes he was cheeks deep in Katy Perry. He must wait for Russel Brand, to revert back into little British boys, to get a whack at it.
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
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bum washing

The sport of urinating on a derelicts. Considered a charitable deed in cold regions.
I am going bum washing, as soon as I get done with this definition.
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
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culm

1. mine waste 2. Fluids and solids that may come out of a mouth, vagina or anus, while pulling out a penis or dildo.
Lance Bass got culm all over the place, after he withdrew from Cris Crocker's asshole.
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
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Pocono drifting

Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.

reporter: What did you win?

winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

reporter: No. What prize did you win?

winner: That's a good fucking question.
by Pocono Joe May 31, 2011
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bitchcock

1. A large penis-like clitoris
I sword fight, but it's totally hetero. It's with my wife's bitchcock.
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
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speditor

1. Any dip shit that doesn't follow the ten guidelines of urbandictionary.com, thus rejecting perfectly good words and phrases. 2. Any retard that allows obviously inside jokes on urbandictionary.com. 3. Anybody that rejects this definition from urbandictionary.com.

Derived from sped (see sped) and editor.
Comedic Genius: Why the fuck would you reject "Crack Coma", from the Urban Dictionary? They must have been a fucking talentless speditor.
by Pocono Joe December 13, 2010
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testicle gravy

Perez Hilton's breath smells of testicle gravy.
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