Pluto of Portland's definitions

Lithium Sloth

/ˈliTHēəm/— /slôTH/
Adjective

Individuals that consume prescription lithium, whose side effects result in lethargy, cognitive slowing, and dulling of personality.

Justin has turned into a lithium sloth ever since he started taking Lithobid. He reminds of of Eeyore from Winnie-the-Pooh.

by Pluto of Portland March 30, 2026

Adult Binky

You're likely holding/sucking/hitting one right now.

A vape.
An e-cigarette..
Juul, battery, AC vent, nic stick, vape'n'gape... Whatever you call yours, it's a binky, but with nicotine for your insufferable adult baby ass.

Oh geez Janine's freaking out again, someone hand her the adult binky.

by Pluto of Portland April 29, 2025