Titanism

The religion for those who believe they are superior to all others. Members worship the Gods of power and greed, Titan and Moist, through consumption of whiskey and cigars and daily prayer.

Dr. Jinjie: "In the name of Titanism, should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Mr. Roy: "indeed, I believe so"

by PkTheArsonist June 23, 2021

reverse frosty lumberjack

A sex position where you flip the girl upside down and put ice in her ass. fuck her until it melts, then put the water from the melted ice into a dildo mold in a freezer. when frozen, take the dildo shaped ice and fuck her with it until it too melts, then drink the water.

"Yeah bro, I gave her the reverse frosty lumberjack" "who are you and why are you telling me this?"

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Salty surprise

When you knock someone out and proceed to cum into their mouth while they are unconscious. It is the ultimate form of disrespect and ridicule.

1.
PK: "I'm finna knock that boy out and cum in his mouth

S.A.: "On god bruh, he gon a wake up and be all like "damn I got cum in my mouth" n shit"

PK: "thas right, he gonna wake up with a salty surprise"

2.
PK: "that boy likes to talk real big huh? He better check himself before he gets the salty surprise"

by PkTheArsonist May 29, 2022

Gang affiliated

When sex with a watermelon that confuses gamers that listen to popular rapist gang City Morgue, the bigger the watermelon the more gang affiliated they are.

Man: "excuse me mam, are you gang affiliated?"

Lady: "uuuh are you daft? I'm SUPER gang affiliated, do you even see this watermelon??"

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

Skull splitting anger

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.

When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts

by PkTheArsonist July 08, 2021

Calzone._.zone

Holy fucking shit lois how many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT going to install counter strike global source. FUCK OFF *beats her ass*

Calzone._.zone is just cooler than you are, dipshit *spits on you*

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

quornhub

A shitty ass meme page on Instagram that is riddled with shitty reddit memes and ads.

Sam: "this meme page quornhub sucks, I'm gonna unfollow"

Bill: "what took you so long? I unfollowed a year ago because of the ads!"

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021