Pirate on a Bike's definitions

Fagtard

Insult; combination of fag and retard.

Man, you screwed up. You're such a fagtard.

by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008

Chinese Fuck Story

1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.

"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."

"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."

by Pirate on a Bike April 29, 2008