Pinkerton's definitions

sheep

A mammal that is part of a massive worldwide conspiracy to take over the world. Slowly increasing their influence in the media and using seagulls as messengers, the sheep have begun an international network of spies and villians that will soon tunnel through the entire planet. The well known stupidity of sheep is in fact a method of misleading any who are aware of the conspiracy.

"that new overlord of the planet sure is ugly"
"that's because he's a sheep"

by pinkerton April 10, 2005

thugged

To be so drunk that you look like youve just been thrown down stairs.

Guy:"Dude, you're thugged. Get in the cab."
Thugged Friend:"Boufdish cafentekal!"

by Pinkerton October 11, 2003

Aleyshka

Where do I start, aleyshka he's got to be, the baddest most finest piece of art work that God has ever created. She puts the sunrise to shame and the songs that birds sing to rest. Mother nature envies her beauty. And by far is the most sweetest girl in the world, both beautiful in the inside and out and is always there for you when you need a helping hand. The most comfortable shoulder to cry on, the tender touch to receive, the sweetest voice to listen to, and the sexiest woman in existence, of you ever come across such a rare and beautiful sight, you can honestly die right there cause you just won life.

In short, the most beautiful and special girl in the world, mi cosita

Omgas, my five senses have been blessed once again, Aleyshka just walked by

by Pinkerton October 2, 2025