2 definitions by Pietro Aretino

Any government-provided service or money received by conservatives who preach the virtues of hard work in the private sector.
Healthcare from a Veterans' Administration hospital is considered an earned entitlement.
by Pietro Aretino December 31, 2015
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Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.
An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.
by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015
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