Definitions by Pietro Aretino

assload 

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.

assload by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015

earned entitlement 

Any government-provided service or money received by conservatives who preach the virtues of hard work in the private sector.

Healthcare from a Veterans' Administration hospital is considered an earned entitlement.

earned entitlement by Pietro Aretino December 30, 2014