Definitions by Phrenesicko Decapitate

mass quantities

A phrase used the SNL Coneheads to describe the consumption of food and beverages by enhaling whole bags of potato chips and six-packs at a time.

Please join us in the consumption of "mass quantities".

mass quantities by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

blue ribbon 

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

blue ribbon by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

airbag

A safety device that inflates when your car has an impact.

I ran into a fire hydrant and the airbag inflated and broke my nose.

airbag by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

cock sock 

Made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers a cock sock is a sock worn on the penis.

Flea dropped his bass and swung his cock sock around in a circle.

cock sock by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

neked 

A redneck way of saying naked.

Let's go to the strip club and see some neked ladies.

neked by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

hoover 

A person who smokes alot of pot or smokes a joint really fast. Similar to bogart.

Stop hoovering that joint

hoover by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 24, 2005

Big 60 Tonight 

To spend the evening masturbating or simply eating a full tray of Big 60 cookies.

My girlfriend left me looks like it's a big sixty for me tonight.

Big 60 Tonight by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 24, 2005