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Definitions by Phrenesicko Decapitate

blue ribbon 

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.
Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.
A safety device that inflates when your car has an impact.
I ran into a fire hydrant and the airbag inflated and broke my nose.

cock sock 

Made famous by the Red Hot Chili Peppers a cock sock is a sock worn on the penis.
Flea dropped his bass and swung his cock sock around in a circle.
A redneck way of saying naked.
Let's go to the strip club and see some neked ladies.
A person who smokes alot of pot or smokes a joint really fast. Similar to bogart.

Big 60 Tonight 

To spend the evening masturbating or simply eating a full tray of Big 60 cookies.
My girlfriend left me looks like it's a big sixty for me tonight.