Phrenesicko Decapitate's definitions

mass quantities

A phrase used the SNL Coneheads to describe the consumption of food and beverages by enhaling whole bags of potato chips and six-packs at a time.

Please join us in the consumption of "mass quantities".

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

blue ribbon

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

neked

A redneck way of saying naked.

Let's go to the strip club and see some neked ladies.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

hoover

A person who smokes alot of pot or smokes a joint really fast. Similar to bogart.

Stop hoovering that joint

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 24, 2005

townie

A word to describe locals who do not attend the school but hang out on campus to appear as if they do.

There was a bumrush of townies at the kegger last night.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 28, 2005

airbag

A safety device that inflates when your car has an impact.

I ran into a fire hydrant and the airbag inflated and broke my nose.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

Colonel Sanders

The seller of mass quantities of fried chicken.

Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate July 18, 2008