Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150

If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Tu wide pu

A waffle stomped turd that won’t go down the drain.

That there feller with the air colored yeller dropped a tu wide pu loaf that wouldn’t waffle stomp down the drain in the state park shower.

by Phorrist Dumbp January 25, 2025

rat booger sniffles

Toffee-like production from a meatheads lardy nose.

Thot tweekin feller wid da noze drainin yeller, keeps annoyin' me with all dem rat booger sniffles.

by Phorrist Dumbp December 23, 2019