Online Dating

What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.
Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021
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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 24, 2022
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Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.
I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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Game Rape

When you play in a game and either you or your opponent loses very badly and depending on the game, you will sometimes go up against more than one player.
Cody against Evan played in Madden and was Game Raped, losing by a score of 55-10, the same score of Super Bowl 24, which was between the San Francisco 49ers, who were 12 point favorites and never trailed and the Denver Broncos.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 17, 2024
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Washington Commies

What some people are already calling the National Capital's NFL franchise because the new name is Washington Commanders.
The Washington Commies are not a good team.
by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2022
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Anyone

Can be racist, despite the false notion that only white people can be racist and that all white people are racist just because they're white.
Anyone that is a hypocrite can suck my dick, not literally of course, because that's disgusting.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
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Breasts

The round soft things on a women's chest.
Some, but not all men absolutely love breasts for some reason or another.
by PhoenixGamer34 November 20, 2022
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