Definitions by Phil the Pill

music video 

the moment music died.

Me: jesus shit! none of these songs are good. they're all produced by record companies who focus on making the music videos flashy over the audio content.

Guy: that's not true! ...yes it is...

music video by Phil the Pill September 15, 2006

electronica 

contrary to the ignorant public that only likes the godawful top 40 and rap-pop stuff, electronica is not synonamous with electronic music. there are multiple genres of electronic music (like there are genres of rock) such as trance, house, techno, jungle, hardcore etc. electronica is a genre of electronic music that encompasses "listenable" subgenres like downtempo and IDM.

Maushawn the wigger: dude, chingy is better 'den electronica!

Electronic fan: oh yeah? well frankie knuckles is coming to your house and is going to do a drive-by on your ass.

electronica by Phil the Pill September 11, 2006

tag team

the blowjob equivalent of a threesome/gangbang. when more than one girl sucks a guy's dick.

Phil: see those two lesbians over there? they did an excellent job of tag teaming my dick last night!

tag team by Phil the Pill September 9, 2006

monkey 

there are three groupings of simians; new world monkies, old world monkies and apes. a monkey is a simian that is not an ape. prosimians (lemurs, etc.) are not monkies either.

example species of monkies: spider monkey, macaques, baboons, marmosets, etc

example species of non-monkies: humans, chimpanzees, gibbon, lemur, gorilla, orangutang. etc.

monkey: thanks popular culture for making people think that chimpanzees (and other apes) are monkies.

monkey by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006

sci-fi channel 

a cable channel that, despite it's name, has nothing to do with science fiction.

the sci-fi channel consists of only stuff like psychics and LOST.

sci-fi channel by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006

rugrats 

a good show akin to rocko's modern life. it ran from 1991-1994. some assholes at night canceled rocko's modern life and revived rugrats to fill it's timeslot. the new rugrats was horrible. it was now geared completely to little tweens and consisted entirely of potty jokes.

tonight on the rugrats

tommy: hey angelica, what's that?
angelica: it's called my pussy. only girls have them.
tommy: can I have a taste?

rugrats by Phil the Pill September 7, 2006

coast to coast am 

a radio program on all am radio stations (except air america radio stations whose audience is smart enough to not listen to that shit) at night. discusses pseudoscience, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, UFOs, spirits, creationism and other bullshit.

Radio imaging voice: tonight, after rush limbaugh, sean hannity, micheal savage, matt drudge and bill o'reilly. true science discussion with coast to coast am!

coast to coast am by Phil the Pill September 7, 2006