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a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.
by Phil the Pill August 31, 2006
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secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.
straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.
secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!
straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.
secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!
by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006
Get the nail polish mug.a follower of atheism, a nontheism religion (lack of). atheists do not believe in God or gods. usually they are strong supporters of science, humanism, skepticism and do good deeds, but not out of fear like christians (hell).
jerry falwell: you're going to hell for being a nonbeliever
atheist: well you're going to hell for getting a rusty trombone from a prostitute
atheist: well you're going to hell for getting a rusty trombone from a prostitute
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
Get the atheist mug.Someone who doesn't believe in God, but will start believing if he is ever proven real.. They believe nobody can prove God's existance, therefore creating insurance that they'll never be wrong.
Agnostic: prove that the universe wasn't created by a fat black transvestite in 1997!!
Scientist: uhh...
Scientist: uhh...
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
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Rice King: damn, I just played a japanese video game with asian girls wearing skimpy costumes and I need to masturbate to satisfy my asian fetish!
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
Get the asian fetish mug.the opposite of inbreeding. outbreeding is a process of evolution. genetically different mates will produce offspring that inherits both parents' genes and is thus an advantage to offspring.
Cletus, the baptist hillbilly neocon: i done fucked my sis!
Phil: gross. your kids are probably going to die with both sets of the same genes.
Cletus: that's a liberal elite lie! everybody knows genes and outbreeding don't exist!
Phil: gross. your kids are probably going to die with both sets of the same genes.
Cletus: that's a liberal elite lie! everybody knows genes and outbreeding don't exist!
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
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atheists usually come in two flavors: atheists who don't believe in god based on science, evolution, the big bang, humanism, skepticism and logic. the second group, unfortunately, are goths and vampires who don't believe in god because it's "alternative" and "anti-establishment".
atheists usually come in two flavors: atheists who don't believe in god based on science, evolution, the big bang, humanism, skepticism and logic. the second group, unfortunately, are goths and vampires who don't believe in god because it's "alternative" and "anti-establishment".
by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006
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