Phil the Pill's definitions

tag team

the blowjob equivalent of a threesome/gangbang. when more than one girl sucks a guy's dick.

Phil: see those two lesbians over there? they did an excellent job of tag teaming my dick last night!

by Phil the Pill September 9, 2006

nail polish

A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.

secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.

straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.

secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!

by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006

atheist

a follower of atheism, a nontheism religion (lack of). atheists do not believe in God or gods. usually they are strong supporters of science, humanism, skepticism and do good deeds, but not out of fear like christians (hell).

jerry falwell: you're going to hell for being a nonbeliever
atheist: well you're going to hell for getting a rusty trombone from a prostitute

by Phil the Pill September 5, 2006

sci-fi channel

a cable channel that, despite it's name, has nothing to do with science fiction.

the sci-fi channel consists of only stuff like psychics and LOST.

by Phil the Pill September 8, 2006

fleshlight

a sex toy for men. there are four parts: a sturdy plastic case shaped like a flashlight, an end cap to control suction, a lid to close the fleshlight when not in use and the insert itself. the insert feels like those gooey toy things that stick to surfaces and come in 25 cent bulk vending machines.

Whore: hey stud, $50 for a blowjob and some anal
Man: fuck off bitch, I have my fleshlight!

by Phil the Pill August 31, 2006

coast to coast am

a radio program on all am radio stations (except air america radio stations whose audience is smart enough to not listen to that shit) at night. discusses pseudoscience, ghosts, aliens, bigfoot, UFOs, spirits, creationism and other bullshit.

Radio imaging voice: tonight, after rush limbaugh, sean hannity, micheal savage, matt drudge and bill o'reilly. true science discussion with coast to coast am!

by Phil the Pill September 7, 2006

electronica

contrary to the ignorant public that only likes the godawful top 40 and rap-pop stuff, electronica is not synonamous with electronic music. there are multiple genres of electronic music (like there are genres of rock) such as trance, house, techno, jungle, hardcore etc. electronica is a genre of electronic music that encompasses "listenable" subgenres like downtempo and IDM.

Maushawn the wigger: dude, chingy is better 'den electronica!

Electronic fan: oh yeah? well frankie knuckles is coming to your house and is going to do a drive-by on your ass.

by Phil the Pill September 11, 2006