Definitions by Phil McCraken

C-R

an excuse which is obviously fake

He didn't lose her phone number, she dumped him!

C-R by Phil McCraken March 1, 2005

C-R

a narrative which is obviously false and made up and could never be possible to recreate

That story is a C-R. There is no way it could happen.

C-R by Phil McCraken February 18, 2005

Whitewater Wristing 

another term for jerking off

"Caught Bob doing a little whitewater wristing"

Whitewater Wristing by Phil McCraken November 10, 2003

ballbags 

yam bag

youse guys are a bunch of ballbags

ballbags by Phil McCraken October 16, 2003