4 definitions by Phil Fernandez

Lickie

The act of of a female receiving oral sex, or a person giving oral sex to a female.

If you want some suckie, you're gonna have to give me some lickie first.

by Phil Fernandez September 20, 2015

Mudcheck

The act of visiting the bathroom for the sole reason of an ad hoc butt wiping.

Man, my crack is feeling mighty un-fresh right about now. Time to head to the bathroom and do a mudcheck.

by Phil Fernandez January 19, 2023

Legend in his own mind

An individual who experiences grandiosity, with probable undertones of liberal to severe narcissism. Someone who thinks that they hold an immense amount of clout in the world when in reality they hold very little, or likely, none.

Don: I'm telling you man, when I got down on the scene everybody knew who I was. Shit I got the hookup for everything and anything.

Phil: Wow, there goes Don talking shit again. He don't know shit about shit. That dude is a legend in his own mind.

by Phil Fernandez December 5, 2016

Mudbutt

When a person ends up needing to wipe their butt again after time has elapsed since their last poop. Normally this occurs for one or more of several reasons being, bad wiping technique, thick and sticky poop consistency, and hot/humid weather conditions.

I was rushed out of the bathroom while pooping at work earlier today and now I have mudbutt.

by Phil Fernandez January 19, 2023