Phil's definitions

desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

by Phil January 30, 2005

pupulis

The crusty stuff that accumulates in your eye. Most commonly found in the morning.

I got up this morning and wiped the pupulis out of my eye

by Phil July 29, 2003

nationstates

a webgame notorious for server lag and inexplainable corruption of power by the game administrators and forum moderators

guy "i disagree with your stance, mr. moderator"

mod "deat!11"

by Phil January 12, 2005

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

it

to call someone by the name of "it"

Hey it(lil girl 4 example) get out of my my

by phil September 19, 2003

beanerschnitzel

A child born to parents of mixed back ground. Specifically half mexican and half german.

When Mexicans in the US Army are stationed in Germany there are sure to be many a beanerschnitzels running around very soon.

by phil January 13, 2005

Sunney

God; Almighty owner of all; The cool cat of bk; The most bestest

Sunney wins becasue he is most bestest

by Phil January 30, 2005