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Definitions by Phil, Archon of Death

Maximus Bro 

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.
Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)

lexi belle 

One of the hottest porn starts in the world
<Phil> Bro, I got no sleep last night

<Eric>Why?
<Phil> I was beating my dick off to Lexi Belle!!!
<Eric> dude, I feel
Phil: baby I'm sorry

Lizzie: /.o no!!! Don't be sorry!!!
/.o by Phil, Archon of Death November 10, 2013