by Phil, Archon of Death November 10, 2013
<Phil> Bro, I got no sleep last night
<Eric>Why?
<Phil> I was beating my dick off to Lexi Belle!!!
<Eric> dude, I feel
<Eric>Why?
<Phil> I was beating my dick off to Lexi Belle!!!
<Eric> dude, I feel
by Phil, Archon of Death December 03, 2013
If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.
Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)
by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014