Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Phemme Phallic

Hjalberg Haddock

A Nordic sex move during which Lutefisk is liberally applied to the woman's vagina in place of lubricant.

Olga very much enjoys when I give her a Hjalberg Haddock as it means she doesn't have to eat the lutefisk my mom sends us.

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A Nordic sex move in which the man slowly removes his many fur coats and uses them to humiliate his partner.

I gave Ingrid a Shivering Sven the other day, but her favorite still remains the Hjalberg Haddock.

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A woman such a pronounced adam's apple and bulge she could have only at one time been a man.

I thought Sandra was pretty cute, but upon closer examination she turned out to be yet another Phemme Phallic

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