Phat Paulie's definitions

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025

Terd Tunnel

Your butthole or anus.

“Man, I have to get to the shitter quick and empty my terd tunnel”

by Phat Paulie August 1, 2025

Phoenix Firerhea

When you are piss drunk off of fireball in the middle of a Phoenix summer and accidentally shit your pants in the hotel room as you are aggressively throwing up the hot cinnamon concoction.

“Felisha did a Phoenix Firerhea after partying all night at the club doing fire ball shots”

by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025

Toilet Tamale

An oversized poop that you let out after it’s been steaming in your anal cavity since you left the local Mexican restaurant

“Regina, step on it, I gotta drop a toilet tamale from all those tacos I just ate.”

by Phat Paulie July 31, 2025

Denver Dashboard

When you find an unlocked vehicle and defecate on the dashboard so that it can be seen through the front windshield.

“Hey Regina, this guy parked like an asshole and the door is unlocked. Keep a lookout, Paulie is gonna give them a Denver Dashboard.”

by Phat Paulie July 30, 2025