Definitions by Phantom Joss

Tomato Soup Syndrome 

When somebody gets embarrassed and their face turns so red it resembles a bowl of tomato soup.

Joey: “Did you see Nicks face when he got rejected?”
Ryan: Yea, he totally came down with tomato soup syndrome”

Tomato Soup Syndrome by Phantom Joss June 27, 2018

Dinner Room 

An extremely embarrassing and unforgivable way of describing a diner or cafe in a moment of panic and hesitation.

Zoey: Where do you want to meet tonight?

Christian: Uhh... The ‘dinner room’!!

Dinner Room by Phantom Joss June 14, 2018

2004 Haircut 

A simple term used to describe when someone gets a bad haircut, probably from Supercuts or their own mom. The person sporting the haircut also probably accidentally uses lube as hair gel.

Joey: "Omg, what happened to Ryan's hair?"

Christian: "He totally got a 2004 haircut!"

2004 Haircut by Phantom Joss July 10, 2017

Nate's Mom 

The term has been used as a code when a hot girl is near to avoid her suspicion while you talk about her. It is implied that you are talking about her, but she just thinks you're talking about someone's mom.

*girl is near*
Joey: Did you see 'Nate's Mom'?

Christian: yea, she is so hot, dude!

Nate's Mom by Phantom Joss July 7, 2017

Drinking the Coffee 

Trying to fit in by doing something you don't normally do. Most commonly said when an individual pretends to like coffee at work to fit in with coworkers who are drinking it.

Joey: Why is Ryan acting like he knows about cars?

Christian: He's just 'drinking the coffee' to impress them.

Drinking the Coffee by Phantom Joss June 29, 2017