Phantom Definition Writer's definitions

Lost

Overhyped US TV show, that should have been a 2 part TV movie but instead was dragged out into an endless stream of forty minutes episodes that never lead anywhere.

Whoever wrote polar bears into the storyline of Lost is an idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

David Bowie

Musical equivalent of the Big Bang.

David Bowie renders most other music obsolete.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Tarantino

Verb.

"To Tarantino" is to rip off wholesale, because you have no ideas yourself, and pretend it's a homage.

"Toshiya Fujita got Tarantinoed."

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Foreigner

Someone who doesn't come from America.

American: "Where am I? Paris? That's near Idaho right? What are all these foreigners doing here?"

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

American Football

See Rugby For Girls

American Football isn't even football, because you hardly use your foot.

by Phantom Definition Writer July 28, 2008

Kurt Russell

The greatest actor in the universe.

Robert De Niro wishes he was Kurt Russell.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 16, 2005