Phantom Definition Writer's definitions

Lost

Overhyped US TV show, that should have been a 2 part TV movie but instead was dragged out into an endless stream of forty minutes episodes that never lead anywhere.

Whoever wrote polar bears into the storyline of Lost is an idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Foreigner

Someone who doesn't come from America.

American: "Where am I? Paris? That's near Idaho right? What are all these foreigners doing here?"

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 29, 2005

Tarantino

Verb.

"To Tarantino" is to rip off wholesale, because you have no ideas yourself, and pretend it's a homage.

"Toshiya Fujita got Tarantinoed."

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

David Bowie

Musical equivalent of the Big Bang.

David Bowie renders most other music obsolete.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.

John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Rugby For Girls

A different name for American Football. Helps solve the confusion between "Soccer" and "Football".

American: "Hey let's play football!"

Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, we're playing football."

American: "No that's soccer!"

Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, this is football, you're playing Rugby For Girls."

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005