Definitions by Phantom Definition Writer

American Football 

See Rugby For Girls

American Football isn't even football, because you hardly use your foot.

American Football by Phantom Definition Writer July 28, 2008

Snake Plissken 

The guy who defeated Issac Hayes, Bruce Campbell and a Che Guevara lookalike, escaped from New York and L.A, rescued Donald Pleasance, screwed over the American government twice, managed to pilot the world’s worst animated minisub, rode a tsunami with Peter Fonda and shot his way through a thinly disguised polystyrene wall, all with one eye and an impractical mullet.

Snake Plissken is cool.

Snake Plissken said "Draw"

Snake Plissken wants a smoke.

Snake Plissken by Phantom Definition Writer July 23, 2008

John Carpenter 

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.

John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.

John Carpenter by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Captain Rhodes 

Joe Pilato's character in Day of the Dead. Universally known to be a badass although he doesn't actually do anything badass, apart from bad mouth all the other characters and yell at zombies.

Still cool.

CHOOOOOKE ON 'EM! says Captain Rhodes.

Captain Rhodes by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

David Bowie 

Musical equivalent of the Big Bang.

David Bowie renders most other music obsolete.

David Bowie by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Tarantino 

Verb.

"To Tarantino" is to rip off wholesale, because you have no ideas yourself, and pretend it's a homage.

"Toshiya Fujita got Tarantinoed."

Tarantino by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Foreigner 

Someone who doesn't come from America.

American: "Where am I? Paris? That's near Idaho right? What are all these foreigners doing here?"

Foreigner by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005