Phantom Definition Writer's definitions

American Football

See Rugby For Girls

American Football isn't even football, because you hardly use your foot.

by Phantom Definition Writer July 28, 2008

Snake Plissken

The guy who defeated Issac Hayes, Bruce Campbell and a Che Guevara lookalike, escaped from New York and L.A, rescued Donald Pleasance, screwed over the American government twice, managed to pilot the world’s worst animated minisub, rode a tsunami with Peter Fonda and shot his way through a thinly disguised polystyrene wall, all with one eye and an impractical mullet.

Snake Plissken is cool.

Snake Plissken said "Draw"

Snake Plissken wants a smoke.

by Phantom Definition Writer July 23, 2008

John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.

John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Captain Rhodes

Joe Pilato's character in Day of the Dead. Universally known to be a badass although he doesn't actually do anything badass, apart from bad mouth all the other characters and yell at zombies.

Still cool.

CHOOOOOKE ON 'EM! says Captain Rhodes.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

David Bowie

Musical equivalent of the Big Bang.

David Bowie renders most other music obsolete.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Tarantino

Verb.

"To Tarantino" is to rip off wholesale, because you have no ideas yourself, and pretend it's a homage.

"Toshiya Fujita got Tarantinoed."

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Foreigner

Someone who doesn't come from America.

American: "Where am I? Paris? That's near Idaho right? What are all these foreigners doing here?"

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005