American Football

See Rugby For Girls

American Football isn't even football, because you hardly use your foot.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 31, 2005

David Bowie

Musical equivalent of the Big Bang.

David Bowie renders most other music obsolete.

by Phantom Definition Writer November 09, 2005

Foreigner

Someone who doesn't come from America.

American: "Where am I? Paris? That's near Idaho right? What are all these foreigners doing here?"

by Phantom Definition Writer November 12, 2005

Foreigner

Someone who doesn't come from America.

American: "Where am I? Paris? That's near Idaho right? What are all these foreigners doing here?"

by Phantom Definition Writer November 12, 2005

Rugby For Girls

A different name for American Football. Helps solve the confusion between "Soccer" and "Football".

American: "Hey let's play football!"

Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, we're playing football."

American: "No that's soccer!"

Englishman/Brazilian/Frenchman/Japanese or someone else who isn't American: "No, this is football, you're playing Rugby For Girls."

by Phantom Definition Writer November 22, 2005

Chainsaw

Thing you use to kill zombies.

I know I guy who chops up wood with his chainsaw. Idiot.

by Phantom Definition Writer October 14, 2005

John Carpenter

The best damn director in the universe. He created Snake Plissken, Jack Burton, the greatest 80s synth scores and outdid Howard Hawks...twice.

John Carpenter needs to do another film with Kurt Russell.

by Phantom Definition Writer November 09, 2005