Definitions by Phak Yoo

melon stick 

Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.

1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.

melon stick by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004

Go Forth and Multiply 

How to tell a mixed-gender group of your employees that you said to someone "Go fuck yourself."

I told that gimuntuan grandmother fucker and ass-covering tea bag wearer FT to go forth and multiply.

Go Forth and Multiply by Phak Yoo November 17, 2004

Honeydew on a Stick 

Something constructed supposedly in one's likeness, in an attempt to fool others into thinking that the object constructed is actually that person.

1. The 'tard stuck a honeydew on a stick and put it on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady stuck a gimuntuan pillow under his blankets so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

Honeydew on a Stick by Phak Yoo November 17, 2004

Gimuntuan 

Really really really big - not just gigantic, not just humungous, not just gargantuan, but GIMUNTUAN!

FT is gimuntuan grandmother fucker and ass-covering tea bag wearer and when he talks he might as well have meat curtains for lips because you can’t understand what he says and no one wants to stand in line next to him because he smells like pee.

Gimuntuan by Phak Yoo November 10, 2004