Peter Greenwall's definitions

guessedge

knowledge under construction

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

lol triggered

LOL triggered - when you're being both entertained and triggered simultaneously

wait WTF did I just laugh at? I'm LOL triggered here - The 'Say My Name In Every Song' comedy sketch is funny as hell but she pulls a gun on her boyfriend saying 'dont sing another bitches name nigga’ - how is this okay? If the guy was holding the gun to the woman's head people would be like TRIGGERED: woman abuse! violence against women! I’m totally LOL triggered here

by Peter Greenwall August 28, 2018

Fleece Floozy

a sexy woman who uses her pussy power to bag a wealthy man in order to fleece him of his financial assets

I wonder if Hugh Hefner worries that his latest young wife could be a Fleece Floozy

by Peter Greenwall January 21, 2011

antiviral

opposite of 'viral'; not gaining popularity; heading for complete and utter obscurity

my video on youtube has gone antiviral!! I uploaded "Songs That Nothing Ever Happened To" over 2 years ago and its been viewed 17 times :(

by Peter Greenwall November 14, 2011