Definitions by Pete Best

Bagel 

A woman with an extremely worn, stretched out vagina.

Ari's mom is such a bagel.

Bagel by Pete Best October 10, 2005

bassist 

Someone who is prejudiced against bass players. Bassists often complain that the bass player "can't even be heard," but that's mostly because they only listen to boring pop bands who selected instruments by drawing names out of a hat.

That bassist prick doesn't think Jaco Pastorius was an important part of weather report.

bassist by Pete Best October 4, 2005