i'm ugly!

what most attractive people say

Person 1: "Ohh, God, spare me, I'm ugly!"
Person 2: "Just shut the fuck up."

by Person (: September 05, 2010

Otitis externa

Otitis externa (AKA 'swimmer's ear') is an inflammation of the outer ear and ear canal. The symptom is PAINNN |:

"Mike has otitis externa. He tried using earplugs but they broke in half."

by Person (: August 30, 2009

loud obnoxious motherfuckers

loud, obnoxious motherfuckers.

There are some loud obnoxious motherfuckers at movie theaters.

by Person (: September 05, 2010

Sunday

the most boring day of the week. Also a sad day many people dread, because school/work is the next day, on Monday.

It is also the day people get their homework done, last minute.

See Sunday afternoon

Sunday's are so boring that I have nothing to do except eat and watch TV. That's why I'm always a tad squishy on Monday's.

by Person (: August 29, 2010