3 definitions by Perf City

noun; derived from the adjective "perfect;" refers to any situation in life that is absolutely perfect, celebratory, or monumental.

Can also extend to refer to Really Good Times in a relationship ("Yeah, we were in Perf City. I was the mayor.")

The "Perf City Slashers" is the home baseball team for Perf City. When times exceed even the city limits for Perf City, you should announce the starting lineup for The Perf City Slashers, and expect a performance of Space- Jam proportion.
Perf City commonly deserves a one-way-ticket-- i.e. If something is really great, you should buy a OWT to Perf City, because there's no need to come back. And you should declare this.
by Perf City December 27, 2008
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Typ City can be used as an adjective or noun.

Adjective: Typ City refers to any situation or person that is cliche, typical, or embodies qualities that makes one roll his/her eyes.

Noun: Typ City is a metaphorical place that one willingly or unwillingly enters; Most used to reference activities that a friend does which are highly exemplary of his/her character.
"Lemme guess- you came home at 3am and fell asleep on the couch in a box of pizza. TYP CITY."

by Perf City December 27, 2008
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Awk City refers to THE most awkward situation imaginable; It is a state that not even the Awkward Turtle could save.

When one enters Awk City (in relationships or life situations), you're gonna want to exit as fast as possible.

"The Awk City Slashers," the baseball team of Awk City, is the rival team of "The Perf City Slashers," and always loses. Awk City is located 50 miles east of Perf City, and is populated by brown marshes, scarce plains, and life-size cutouts of Barry Gibb.
"Oh shit dude, last night was completely Awk City. I was about to announce the starting lineup...." (of The Awk City Slashers).

"Can we get out of Awk City please? We need to talk." This example is commonly brought up when relationships have taken a turn for the worse.

"Oh God, it was AC to the max."
by Perf City December 27, 2008
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