Percy Bruer's definitions

uberheartle

loving someone so ineffably much that your heart is bound to burst without them.

You run through my mind all day everyday. If there were scouts in my mind watching you, they wouldn’t just recruit you, but they’d fall in love too. I would have to smoke them cuz U and I are together like a DUI. When I’m UNDER your INFLUENCE, you simply DRIVE me crazy. Baby momma, I don’t just heartle you anymore, I uberheartle you.

by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

wet below tiggins

of the absolute lowest or worst quality possible; inferior

Bro, that painting is wet below tiggins. Throw that mess out ASAP!!

by Percy Bruer September 17, 2023

ballistery

a room where silly things happen.

If you don’t start doing your chores, Son, I will unfortunately have to send you to a ballistery.

by Percy Bruer December 30, 2023

Fousty

(Typically of a word or idiom) so exotic, rarely used, and/or outdated that it plagues the listener with laughter.

"Bro, why in tarnation did you say 'gee-whiz'??? It's so fousty."

by Percy Bruer January 14, 2024

-of your

an addition added at the conclusion of a sentence denoting possession of an object of the person you are talking.

Shalln't we not go into the henious ballistery -of your?

by Percy Bruer September 26, 2023

überheartle

a more accurate spelling of the term “uberheartle”.

Girl, I überheartle you.

by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023

Recard

Retard

Yoo u finna stop actin' like a recard rn...

by Percy Bruer September 26, 2023