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Cockstranaut

1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.

2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.

3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”

“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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Psychosocial Honeypot

A naturally occurring trap made out of your own personality.
It’s what happens when your internal symbolic intensity, emotional patterns, and unconscious obsessions are so strong that algorithms start orbiting you like moths around a floodlight.

Not because the machine knows you —
but because you’re radiating enough signal that the system accidentally builds a nest around your psychological heat.

A psychosocial honeypot isn’t engineered.
It’s emergent.
A collision between human depth and machine prediction that feels intentional even when nobody is steering.
“I didn’t even search for that stuff — the algorithm just drifted toward my vibe like I’m some kind of psychosocial honeypot.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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Poop Dungeon

1. A disastrously mismanaged bathroom, bedroom, or living space where entropy has won so completely that the environment becomes its own hostile ecosystem.
Think: the point at which filth stops being “a mess” and starts becoming a location.
A realm.
A biome.

2. Symbolically, a psychic basement—the part of your inner architecture where unprocessed junk, shame, impulses, and neglected patterns accumulate until they form a little subterranean kingdom of their own.
A shadow-realm made of everything you avoid.
A personal underworld built from the things you refuse to clean up.
“Dude, I opened my roommate’s door and realized he’s been living in a full-blown poop dungeon — that place has its own climate.”

“Therapy didn’t get hard until I had to open the mental poop dungeon I’d been avoiding for years.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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Meat Twinkie

The physiological consequence of successful anal sex.
“We had dinner with her parents, for dessert we make a meat Twinkie.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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Cockstranaut

1. A person who explores new frontiers of overconfidence with the enthusiasm of an astronaut but the self-awareness of a traffic cone.**
Known for blasting off into situations no reasonable human would attempt, powered entirely by ego, impulse, and questionable decision-making.

2. Someone who treats everyday life like a mission control center for their own bravado — boldly going where no filter, plan, or common sense has gone before.

3. Symbolically, a hero of chaotic energy: the friend who volunteers for things they definitely can’t do, makes declarations they can’t back up, and somehow survives anyway.
“She volunteered to lead the project without reading the email. Classic cockstranaut.”

“The moment he said ‘trust me, I watched a tutorial,’ I knew the cockstranaut was about to launch.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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Algorithmic Pareidolia

When the algorithm starts acting like it has a crush on your subconscious.
It’s the moment your feed lines up so perfectly with your internal thoughts, obsessions, or symbolic patterns that it feels like the machine is reading you — not because it’s conscious, but because your signal is loud.

The phenomenon where predictive systems drift into the negative space of your mind’s shape and accidentally mimic intention, meaning, or synchronicity.

It’s not the universe sending signs.
It’s not the algorithm “knowing you.”
It’s the overlap between your psychological heat and the machine’s guesswork creating the illusion of a dialogue.
“I was deep in a creative spiral and suddenly my entire timeline started mirroring it. Classic algorithmic pareidolia.”
by Pepe Xépe November 23, 2025
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