Pepe Lopez's definitions

mudjack

To shit one's pants, grab a handful of feces from the dirtied pants and throw it at someone.

She tried to introduce me to her new boyfriend so I mudjacked the bitch and bailed through the kitchen.

by Pepe Lopez April 14, 2005

Connery

What I did to your mother last night.

You hear that Trebek, with your dego moustache and your greasy hair; I conneryd your mother!

by Pepe Lopez March 21, 2003

quinius

a warm steaming bowl of chocolate soft serve, approximately the length of a tall man's arm. mmmm mmmm good. best served microwaved.

dude, is that a quinius on your desk?

by pepe lopez August 12, 2004