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Definitions by Pentozali

An animal's fart, usually from a dog. Rhymes with "hoof".
Sandy, did you just foof? Are you making dog farts again?
foof by pentozali January 10, 2011

Ingushetia 

A region in Russia, in the North Caucasus, where most of the people speak Ingush, a language very closely related to Chechen. A stunningly beautiful place known for its unique tall stone towers, basically trapezoidal with beehive shaped roofs similar to those in neighboring Russian and Georgian Ossetia. Unfortunately the area is closed to travelers because of the Russian government's military involvement, a sense of general lawlessness in which everyone is obliged to carry a weapon, and the presence of al-Qaeda-backed terrorists who have duped the populace, in its quest for independence from Russia, into accepting a twisted version of sharia law. All these make Ingushetia, the Northern Territory in Pakistan, North Korea, and Sudan, and Daghestan stand among the world's most dangerous places.
I always feel sad for the people of Ingushetia as they struggle against terrorists and the Russian military forces.
Ingushetia by pentozali January 5, 2011

Christmiss 

A female child who happens to be born on December 25.
My little girl was born on December 25---that makes her a Christmiss!
Christmiss by pentozali December 19, 2010

Chrush time

The massive amounts of people one has to contend with in the city from roughly Thanksgiving to a few days after New Year's Day, all visiting relatives, friends, and doing shopping, for the holidays. A plus for merchants, a nuisance for people struggling to find a place to stand or sit on buses and trains.
It's Chrush time again---time to wake up at 4 AM instead of 5 just so I can get my seat on the train!
Chrush time by pentozali December 19, 2010
Sneaky way of saying "Fuck you" on a license plate: the first, third, fifth, and seventh letters are FUCK and the second, fourth, and sixth are YOU.
I wonder if that guy in front of us got any complaint letters from the DMV: his license plate says "FYUOCUK".
FYUOCUK by pentozali December 14, 2010

jet pack 

Something everyone could only wish s/he had, to get to and from work, school, shopping etc. and not have to deal with cars, buses, trains, ferries, etc. Basically a rucksack-like contraption that one straps on to the back and has canisters for fuel. Not aerodynamically efficient, makes a lot of noise, to say nothing of the fact that one would have to get a pilot's license to operate it, obey new laws restricting where and when to fly with it, and of course there are the price and fear factor one would have to deal with. Not a very good idea, when all is said and done!
I wish I had a jet pack, so I could get to work and back faster!
jet pack by pentozali December 14, 2010
A vuvuzela, that annoyingly loud, long, usually plastic, trumpet that one hears at parades, demonstrations, and sporting events, and on New Year's Eve.
I almost lost my hearing when that asshole blew his voo near my ear.
voo by pentozali December 13, 2010