Penix's definitions

Bitch

1. Female dog.
2. Woman who is really just a cunt

1. My dog is a real son of a bitch.
2. That bitch made me late for work.

by PENIX May 18, 2005

Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"

by Penix January 19, 2009

roflgasm

1. An orgasm brought on by an extremely funny experience.

2. A term used excessively by idiots to express laughter when no humor is present.

Related Terms: rofl, orgasm, lol, roflcopter, lollerskates, omg, omfg, wtf, omgwtf, omfgwtf, roffle

1. When the old man fell down the stairs I laughed so hard I had a roflgasm!

2. Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Guy 2: OMFG!!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11 ROFLGASM!!!!!!!!11

by PENIX July 18, 2008

BiC

An acronym for "Believe it Comrade". (1) Used when someone questions the validity of a claim or statement that has been made. (2) Used to reinforce a claim or statement. See also (DNBiC.

Person 1: "I once saw the big boss glory hole a Roma Gypsy on a train to Slovakia"
Person 2: "No way!"
Person 3: "BiC!!!"

by Penix April 2, 2007