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You say that when you are not lying.
Dad: Did you break the kitchen window?
Son: No. Maybe the dog Fido did. And yes, I got no more peekos.
Dad: OK, thanks for truthtelling, I guess. FIDO, DID YOU BREAK THE KITCHEN WINDOW?
Fido: Wurf! Indeed yes! But I got no more peekos.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 6, 2021
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Something that sucks. It does many bad things:
1. Blocks Sites
2. Blocks Extensions
3. Blocks Apps
4. Blocks Games
5. It is torture
6. It blocks Urban Dictionary (Yeah I am using a different account)
7. Teachers get mad when you are not on GoGuardian
8. Students just think of "Get that thing away right now!"
9. It is 99.99% s***
10. Wow 10 reasons! And yet, ALL of them give me a heart attack.
11. Some settings are controlled
12. Teachers can see your devices during class (I wouldn't say that is bad but still...
13. Sometimes in my school, GoGuardian is called GG, which stands for "good game." But I think it stands for "Good Grief," or maybe "Giving Gastroenteritis." Yeah, the last one sounds better. GoGuardian gives people Gastroenteritis. So why do administrators use it? Because it gives Gastroenteritis.

Fortunately, there are some BYPASSING strategies:
1. Go to extensions, and REMOVE EXTENSION.
If that button doesn't appear,
2. Turn the extension off.
If that doesn't work,
3. Search up the website you are looking for. Click "cached."
If the web cache site is blocked, then... keep reading.
Bad news, if you are still reading here to see ways to bypass GoGuardian, you have reached the ways I DID NOT FIGURE OUT BY ONE MONTH.
4. An amazing site! Titaniumnetwork.org lets you bypass many site.
Now, if this gets blocked, you are unlucky.
Person A from State X: Let's go play this game together!
Person B from State Y: GoGuardian!!! >:(
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 7, 2021
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fuciosa.
The word. fuciosa. can only be in one sentence in lowercase.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 January 14, 2021
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When you say uh-oh but don't mean it and then that turns into the uh-oh.
Boss: WHAT DID YOU DO?
Worker: Uh-oh... nonononononononononononononono... uh nothing less jaguar I got nothing whoop just doing all fine, nothing special... ye, nothing special... ye... ye... ie.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 25, 2021
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When you purposely put too much Helium in a balloon, making it pop.
Person 1: Why were you busy?
Person 2: I was blowing up the balloon too much.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 12, 2021
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by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 February 23, 2021
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