Definitions by Pedro Gangsta101

assmonger 

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.

"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"

assmonger by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

asstit 

An asstit, is an overgrown piece of nipple found on or near the crack.

Omg! I have an asstit growing inside my butthole!

asstit by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006