assmonger

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.
"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"
by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006
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asstit

An asstit, is an overgrown piece of nipple found on or near the crack.
Omg! I have an asstit growing inside my butthole!
by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006
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