Peanutismint's definitions

Off-Aisle

To purposefully deviate from following the structured routes and walkways of any department or clothing store, usually to fast-track around the slower and more zombie-like members of society and cut through various clothing areas to get to your preferred sales section more expediently.

Sick of walking at no-miles-per-hour behind the five-wide pram-pushing baby mommas in Primark, Jon decided to go off-aisle, weaving and faking through shoe displays and shopgirls towards the men's department.

by peanutismint March 6, 2011

Speado

noun, friendly insult; like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.

also, 'speedo'

"You speado! What's the matter, can't get a girlfriend your own age?!"


Peanut: "so she's like, what, 19?"
Justin: "Uh, try 9, dude..."
Lauren: "SPEEEEEDOOOOO!"

by peanutismint April 28, 2005

Ping it

The online form of the phrase 'spread it'; to give an instruction to others that a certain piece of information (or in this case more likely a web link) should be passed around and shared amongst friends.

Here's my band's new EP, feel free to ping it around.

by peanutismint October 28, 2008

Fridgebright

When your refrigerator is so devoid of consumables that you can actually see the light once more.

Jus: "Dude can i make a sarnie?"
Peanut: "Haha good luck mate, I'm fridgebright!"

by peanutismint February 18, 2006