Definitions by Peach79

gobble jeans

Pants that are so tight, it looks like your asshole is gobbling them up.

Helen's gobble jeans left no room for the imagination.

gobble jeans by peach79 January 18, 2009

Slang for a girl with a loose pussy. Like a single piece of ring bologna in a jar that leaves LOTS of room for movement.

I met this girl last night and my dick was swimming in her bologna bucket!