PeTe's definitions

Beer Hard

Dervied form a hard on that is not fully erect. usually happens when you are in a drunken state

Last night i couldent have sex cuz of my beer hard

by Pete May 3, 2004

ktfo

Keep The Fuck Off
Used to emphasize ownership.

This notepad belongs to Walter, KTFO!

by Pete May 1, 2004

spotted dog

n. raisin bread
also see spotted dick

"I love eating home baked spotted dog"

by Pete January 20, 2004

fuzzy duck

A drinking game, popular in the UK. You need to have a good few people, and one person starts by saying the word "fuzzy duck." Everyone to the left keeps saying this until one person says "duzzy." The direction is changed from the left to the right, and is continued with the words "ducky fuzz." If somebody says the word "duzzy" then the direction changes again and resumes the phrase "fuzzy duck."

People have to take a drink if they mess up what they say, for example they say "does he fuck" or "fuck he does."

Simple but hilarious

person 1) fuzzy duck
person 2) fuzzy duck
person 3) duzzy
person 2) ducky fuzz
person 1) duzzy
person 2) fuck he d... oh shit!
everyone) haha - down it!

by Pete October 15, 2004

woggle

A part of a seat belt in a car which the belt clip attaches too.

by Pete January 29, 2003

creepy e

a creepy guy, named eric, that shamelessly hits on co-workers. often lurks near the lunchroom casually eyeballing new "office meat." somtimes has a really annoying laugh, and hits on girls from his "ride" at stoplights and junior high schools.

uses such pickup lines as "im having a rave at my pad, wanna chill?" and "make way for the princess!"

hey nick, did you see creepy e hitting on the new girl?

by pete February 21, 2005

button mushroom

A very, very small penis.

I need a magnifying glass to see that button mushroom of yours!

by Pete November 20, 2004