Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Pawleene Pinkieshy

ftsio

Fuck this shit, I'm out

Can be used when:

1. Shit gets real too quick
2. Shit's not getting real quick enough
3. Shit generally gets real

Ftsio (alright then)
Idk what the fuck just happened
But I don't really care
Imma get the fuck out of here

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Drawings, digital art, or other tributes made towards a show, band, or person.

Person 1: I got really bored last night so I made some fanart for Twenty One Pilots
Person 2: That is literally the best thing I have ever seen.

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No Service Texting. When you're up in the mountains or somewhere like IKEA where you have no service but still try to text someone.

Person 1: Hey, I texted you an hour ago, but you didn't respond.
Person 2: Sorry. I was at IKEA. Tried to NST you back.

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The trombone section of your school band, typically found at high school football games.

Or just someone who sucks at trombone in general

I hate playing trumpet. I get stuck next to all the tromfonies all the time.

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A big ass store with a lot of furniture and is always crowded. And some Swedish foods.

"I gotta run to IKEA. I need a new bed"

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A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.

Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)

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