Paulo and Miguel's definitions

grave robbing

The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.

Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!

by Paulo and Miguel May 2, 2006

foraging

The act of eating breakfast by skipping around to various staff meetings and clipping miscellaneous donuts, bagels, etc.

Kevin: Is Bob in yet?
Steve: He's here, but he missed breakfast so he is foraging around the office.

by Paulo and Miguel May 5, 2006

celesbian

A talentless hack female who is famous for no reason other than the "out-and-loving-it" girlfriend of a famous person.

Celesbian people include Sandra Bernhart and Anne Heche... enough said.

by Paulo and Miguel October 5, 2006

dunt

n.-a the condition of being half dickhead and half cunt. An uber-asshole.

I found out that Bob stole that iPod from my gym bag and then blamed Kenny... what a dunt.

by Paulo and Miguel August 21, 2006