Paulo and Miguel's definitions

dunt

n.-a the condition of being half dickhead and half cunt. An uber-asshole.

I found out that Bob stole that iPod from my gym bag and then blamed Kenny... what a dunt.

by Paulo and Miguel August 21, 2006

foraging

The act of eating breakfast by skipping around to various staff meetings and clipping miscellaneous donuts, bagels, etc.

Kevin: Is Bob in yet?
Steve: He's here, but he missed breakfast so he is foraging around the office.

by Paulo and Miguel May 5, 2006

celesbian

A talentless hack female who is famous for no reason other than the "out-and-loving-it" girlfriend of a famous person.

Celesbian people include Sandra Bernhart and Anne Heche... enough said.

by Paulo and Miguel October 5, 2006

grave robbing

The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.

Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!

by Paulo and Miguel May 2, 2006