Definitions by Paul Zuez

chrizztiano ronaldo 

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.

George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo

chrizztiano ronaldo by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023

kyle rizzenhouse 

A style of rizz only achieved by getting famous after shooting someone.

Ryan: did you see Kyle Rizzenhouse getting arrested!!

kyle rizzenhouse by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023

Chair Dick 

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

Chair Dick by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

Waluigi Telamon

A nice jolly old fellow, who donates to the poor. He will make you birthday cakes, and so much more. But if you say his name 3 times, you will be killed

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Waluigi Telamon

He’s a nice old fellow who donates to the poor. But if you are mean to people, don’t expect to wake up the next morning.

Waluigi Telamon was last seen donating 500,000,000 to a homeless person.

Waluigi Telamon by Paul Zuez March 2, 2019

Teah 

Another word for yeah but in a more meaningful way

“Teah that’s amazing!”

Teah by Paul Zuez February 28, 2019

Flee to McFleeto on the world 

A thing to describe an ugly kid who needs to be sent across the world to find a book to smash on their face to make them look smart

“Fly that ugly face Flee to McFleeto on the world”

Flee to McFleeto on the world by Paul Zuez February 28, 2019