Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Paul Schmitz

Douche Duty

A poor person that drives a super duty and is concerned about gas mileage.

Ted posts everyday in the Ford forums about mpg,
He’s such a douche duty

When a group of loyal followers gather under you ass to drain your anal cum

Alan is a Pizz circle pirate, tries to steal all the anal cum for himself.

When you swing from a bait makers nuts like a female groupie.

Alan is such a Pizz twat, he would do anal for free baits.