Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Paul J Parkinson

carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!

gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.

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a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

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a contraction of two words;
nic - short form for nicotine
fit - to freak out

when a person is jonesing for a cigarette.

do you have a smoke? I'm having a nic-fit

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the loose fitting skin that hangs around someones neck that at one time used to be a double chin.

that womans gizzard looks like a sack of wet diapers.

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any person who is slightly crazy and may just snap and lose it.

Eve was such a loosenut, Adam feared for his life.

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any person that that loves the site of camel-toe

1st guy: (salivating) wow, did you see her camel-toe? I'd like to chew on that!

2nd guy: man, you're such a camel-toe-joe

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what a prostitute does when you don't pay her!

I had sex with a hooker last night and didn't pay her. You should have heard that hormone!

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