Paul J Parkinson's definitions

616

As of May 4 2005, it has be determined that this is the true number of the beast. A tiny fragment of 1,500-year-old papyrus was written in Greek, the original language of the New Testament, and contains a key passage from the Book of Revelation.

616 is the number of the beast!

by Paul J Parkinson July 12, 2006

spwinter

That yukkie weather between winter and spring!

brown snow on the ground, slush falling from the sky, too cold for a light jacket, too warm for the winter coat, what a typical spwinter's day!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

knob goblin

someone who really enjoys giving head!

morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

megamercial

two(2) or more commercials from multiple manufacturers sharing the same television screen simutaniously!

Fnord, Yike, Popsi, and Allmart commercial were all viewed at the same time while only one soundtrack played!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

stupiot

someone who is oblivious to the fact that they have done something wrong and don't show any signs of remorse. a person who completely lacks ID!

after leaving his girlfrend stranded for hours while he spent her money and had sex with someone else, upon his arrival, she called him a stupiot!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

neo-con-artist

a person who belongs to the ultra-right.

after lying to get into power, the republicans waged an illegal war which made the neo-con-artist happy!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

spleege

spreadable cheese in a squeeze bottle.

after receiving his hotdog, he asked for some spleege!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006