Paul J Parkinson's definitions

megamercial

two(2) or more commercials from multiple manufacturers sharing the same television screen simutaniously!

Fnord, Yike, Popsi, and Allmart commercial were all viewed at the same time while only one soundtrack played!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

gotchie

slang for underwear(mens or womens).

see also gitch

we gave him a gothie-pull so big his gitch was pulled right off, over his head.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

thing-a-ma-bob

identical in meaning to thing-a-ma-jig(without pointing). similar in meaning to doo-hickey.

do you know where the thing-a-ma-bob went that was beside the doo-hickey over there on the thing-a-ma-jig?

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

scuba

to go down. to describe a person who loves to give oral sex.

my girlfriend is so scuba, she's always going down on me

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

F.E.M.A.

Failed Emergency Management Agency

After 'Hurricane Katrina' hit New Orleans, F.E.M.A.(Failed Emergency Management Agency) took so long to respond, it caused hundreds of needless deaths!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

carpet back

to descride a mans excessively hairy back!

gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback.

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

ei

EI is an acronym for Employment Insurance in Canada. Formerly known as UI(Unemployment Insurance).

Adam got fired from his job, and Eve got laid-off. Adam wasn't entitled to EI, but Eve was!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006