4 definitions by Paul Carey

cunt taxi

A car that is popular with women or homosexuals.

First man "What car do you drive?", second man "A Porsche Boxter" first man "You wouldn't catch me driving around in a cunt taxi"

by Paul Carey August 24, 2007

touching canvas

to need a shit so bad that it almost comes out.

will you hurry up on that toilet, i'm touching canvas.

by Paul Carey August 24, 2007

One in the chamber

when a man has a piss and doesn't shake properly, so that when he puts his penis away he dribbles down his leg. Especially embarassing if wearing grey pants.

"Whats that on your pants, did you spill something?"
"No, I still had one in the chamber"
"oh"

by Paul Carey August 24, 2007

minimum wage slave

someone who works very hard for very little and doesn't get much satisfaction from their job. They can't leave as they have a family to support or think that they won't be able to find a better job.

"I hate this job and I'm sick of being a minimum wage slave. Oh well, I'm going to win the lottery soon anyway."

by Paul Carey August 24, 2007